And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. Update this biography But I didnt know what I was gonna do and my life changed when I was 21 yearsold and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident And I passed the accident., it had just happened. Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. The place with all the words? The best shoe for you to wear is a cowboyboot. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. Watch @SavannahGuthrie 's full interview with Ellen DeGeneres about her decision to end her talk show after its upcoming 19th season. Were always like Thats what you look like. Fine dining. -Hows the dining? Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. DeGeneres says allegations of a toxic work environment on . Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. And you know, I went through a depression and people made fun of me and people were writingarticles about me, dissecting the wholeprocess and why I did it and that Ishouldnt have done it and you know, it was just a really tough thing. We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) I was really like, you know, and like I said Do you wanna finishlaughing? All rights reserved. This is This is a true story. This is my homework for my online Spanish. -Fine. [crowd laughs] They try to be so fancy when you go intothe fine dining. Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) Theyre flying and they think theyve got it all but they dont. Oh, and the hummus was good. If I go in there and if I dont have any money on me and theyretrying to hand me the towel I feel like: No, thank you. I sure do like her. Yeah, so, starting season 16 this year and now [crowd cheers and claps] So, it turns out theyll watch a lesbian during the day. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. My parents were obsessed with celebrities and so, hi, here I am. Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. Her character, Ellen Morgan, also came out to a therapist played by Winfrey, and the series went on to explore various LGBT issues, including the coming-out process. Thats good good advice. Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. People see me, whenever they see me anywhere, theyre like: Dance Ellen, dance. And Im like Im getting a mammogram. [crowd claps] Theyve got the coexist bumper sticker on theback listening to NPR knitting a hemp scarf If I see a Prius going fast, Im like: Good for you! I dont know why it is. Thank you so much. She opens the show with an obligatory . -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. On July 30, a second report from BuzzFeed was published, this time revealing that former employees of . Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? This made her the first openly lesbian actress to play an openly lesbian character on television. Im gonna read. Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. Yep, the green beans. This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. Thank you. This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. Anyway, it turns out that its May, in case you lost track out there. Negotiations breaking down She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up -Thank you. Hoe, who is you playin wit? These are good, I like these. That was somebodys idea. Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. You know It was probably a tall guy who invented the ladder going: I have aspirations of my own. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. I got a TV from the gay lady. Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up But the job of graduation speaker is to give you some wisdom that I have acquired over the years, so thats what I am going to do. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. Ellen Degeneres: (00:47) Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? No, thank you. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. Ellen Degeneres: (06:39) I will, yeah. NBC By John Koblin March 22, 2021 When Ellen DeGeneres returned from a summer hiatus to open the 18th season of her daytime talk show in September, she came armed with an apology. I almost stopped but then sirens wereright behind me and showing up so I keptgoing and I found out later it was her. In Rwanda, so So we went to Rwanda for my birthday this summer to go see the mountain gorillas and see the the site where were building my campus, and it was unbelievable. In November 2019,. I mean People werent talking about dandruff. You goaround them and show them how they shouldbe driving and then you hit a red light. Im the be-kind girl. You leave the bathroom to go back to yourtable. And for the gentleman? I say 10B, does a plane go back thatfar? I had a successful sitcom. She said she held my head. It could be all because of her. OK. Andy Lassner: (00:24) I should leave him., I think were all looking for signs because were all looking for validation that were on the right path. No, deathly allergic. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. But [crowd claps] -But Im not in any pain -And you wontbe. I think thats why I dont wannahave to take any of these things I see advertised on I just I wanna eat right, I wanna take care of myself, I wanna work out. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? Maybe its right for Ive gardened. On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. Its actually one of my first dance teachers and also the dance team coach. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Democratic Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday to discuss a number of topics, including a mini speech he gave about his feelings on NFL . I had a dream that I was holding a baby finch, like a little precious bird and it was my pet and I put it back in its cage which was this beautiful multi-tiered bamboo cage and the bird became me, when it went into the cage and all of a sudden it realized that it was up against the window all alone, and the window was open and the bars were wide enough for the bird to fly out. You have no idea. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. Thats who we are, you know. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. Shouldnt be a problem. Theres a key and you dont know what its to. And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. But it was the best part of my journey. You know what I mean? Speech-to-Text API for pre-recorded audio, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition engine. But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. If you go home, we all have the same stuff in our junk drawer. Why do you say that to her?. And I also want to say how sorry I am that youre not going to be able to have a graduation ceremony. I like my job. Thats I do have an injury thats kind of a problem for working out now. What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. Im a human being. He said: Well, I mean, your life has changed so much. And Isaid: I know but I still think Imrelatable. And anyway, just then, Batu,my butler, stepped into the library and He announced that my breakfast was readyand I [crowd laughs] I said: Well continue this conversation another time. Required fields are marked *. With Ellen DeGeneres. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. Ellen's show experienced a hiatus from mid-December 2020 to mid-January 2021. There was a woman in there and there wasa hair brush and some mints by the way,whos using that hairbrush? Nobody was in there. So there's that. "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" came to an end on Thursday, wrapping a 19-season run. "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sent me this. Yep, you could get that for sure. -How long youve been doing it? We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. Put that in perspective. Good afternoon, students. tWitch: (08:14) You have nice feet. I have a good job. This is my second month of quarantine shows. I know how important that is. There are so many different types of jobs. Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. The "Ellen DeGeneres Show" is currently in its 18th season and will end after Season 19. DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . Thats what they should be doing. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Last January, when I first heard that Ellen DeGeneres wanted to be an O cover girl, I was sure it was a joke. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. I had no idea I was in a cage. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. Emmy-winning talk show host Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born in Metairie, Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb. But the only memory, I have a couple ofmemories when we would go to a gasstation when I was a little girl. Because it is when I realized how strong I was. Are there ten I just guessed. She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? Ill tell you that. Those look good. And when I married Portia, she had a little ladder. They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. I heard he was coming to the party. I dont think thats a good thing. Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1. No cant have the chicken. Its only Monday Yep. No, I mean it, its good material. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. For DeGeneres, who built her career on playing versions of "Ellen," by appearing, as a . It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. Its not important. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. I mean social media is I think theres good things about it obviously and we canreach a lot of people and the world is more connected now but we dont talkanymore, our phones never if our cell phone rings Whos calling me, who would? You know, I found, Portia and I, on a Sunday afternoon. Andy Lassner: (07:48) I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. They seemed fine, like, I dont know what it is. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. Thats what was wrong because I packed to go on Safari and I looked good. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. I roll it real tight. Yeah. Does it work? 0:50. With tear-stained cheeks, Ellen DeGeneres signed off her chatshow for the final time on Thursday, ending a daytime TV juggernaut that had lasted 19 years. Bread has been around forever. Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. So well, then you can have the chicken? If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. -It is? Its just gotten out of hand. Id never done comedy before and but Istarted thinking, well, it would ring fora long time its a big place and then hed put meon hold because hes a busy guy and Onward Christian Soldiers would play but it was live, not a tape and Im not gonna do the whole thing. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. He had only a dollar. But the fine dining. And its not about the money. Ellen Degeneres: (04:32) You know what? Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. That was big of her, so yeah. We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. I dont read at home, but Im gonna read there, Ill have a lot of time. I said: Well, they werent watchingme at night. I dont know if thats true. [message sent noise], And shed send me this. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. I dont know who started that. I love being vegan. We saw the first wave of disapproval after DeGeneres attempted to rehabilitate the . And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. Going out with a bang: 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' final guests include Michelle Obama. And then Ill do yoga on the pier. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. The Ellen DeGeneres Show March 8, 2004 Ellen: Please give a warm welcome to Golden Globe and Emmy award winner Gillian Anderson! I literally wrote without stopping, I finished writing it and I read it and Isaid to myself: Im gonna do this on Johnny Carson and Ill be the first woman in thehistory of the show to be called over tosit down to talk to Johnny Carson. And, I mean, Im in a basementon a mattress with fleas, never done comedy. [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. Yeah. Its really working out for me now. Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . Finesse and nanno with some counterfeits Your email address will not be published. listening. Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . Yes, Im enjoying it. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. It wastwo rooms and I had a mattress on thefloor and the entire basement was infested withfleas. Its when I learned that the truth will always win. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. Im gonna see what that is, right there,with that because I have to see this and No, I know youre next to me but youre still wrong, even though you caught up. I mean all throughout history, no one sliced it? And you can seethey have rhythm. That is lovely energy. But unfortunately, most of the country is social distancing, a lot of graduation ceremonies have been canceled, if not all, I think. Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. We shouldve saved a fortune on that. Cause people do that to me. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up No, thats not what you do. But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. Nearly a decade later in 1994, DeGeneres was still very much in the closet when her sitcom Ellen went on air. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) Heathens. He was popular, too. Ill wanna have a poncho on. They believe we are spiritual beings having a material experience in thematerial world and the mantra that theysay is: Know the truth. And the truth is, there is no pain unless you give it pain with your mind. Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. Back that ass up And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. It is." 06 of 10. ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. Its like your childhood, through your adulthood, you wear those things. Ive never been back there. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah If Im out somewhere and people have a baby Theyll hold it out towards me like, for me tohold it and Im like: This is cashmere, no.. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. And I was laying there and I justcouldnt believe It was the first person I everlost that I loved I was just how isthis possible? [gasps] Happy birthday Oh, yeah. Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. So, whether your bathmat scoot is 50 scoots to get to the towel or three scoots to get to the towel Whether youre gay, or have dry eye. So I was having pain in my thirdand fourthtoe. Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. Your email address will not be published. Alright, Ill remember that. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. Theyre looking at me, and Im looking atthem and I get back in the car and I pull around. "I learned. Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. Through her show, she brings her humor and talent for tackling topical issues into viewers' lives with her distinctive style . I got it right there, thank you. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. I dont understand what fleas do even. How is that soothing for either of us? I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. I did not. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? I think we both hit our heads. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Its And it was raining for a long time before we got there like a month before we got there and so it was really muddy and theres like stinging thistles and all kinds of brush everywhere that youve got somebody hacking away with a machete and youre trying to get through and sometimes you had to crawl this far under, were sinking in the mud like, to our knees and three hours up the mountain at some point, I was like, to me I think they have been. Theres a AA battery. Some of the nicer restaurants have the bathroom attendants in there which is aI dont understand how that job gotstarted. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. Im gonna give you something for that. 2023. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. Ellen Degeneres: (03:17) Garrett, who appears to have since deleted the tweet in question, appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show six times between 2004 and 2007. I was, you know My hair was different. Andy Lassner: (06:21) Ellen Degeneres Commencement Speech Transcript 2020, Congressional Testimony & Hearing Transcripts. I dont wanna stop you. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. Im the manager. Nobody should be on anybody elses path. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. If you are graduating this year, first of all, I want to say congratulations. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. I mean, its amazing. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. And I wantedto understand this. They stabbed at it with their sword. I think a junk drawer, that also is an adult thing that happens when were adults. Now Id like to talk to you aboutgay. They So, now everybodys pretty cool with thefact Im gay. 02:52 PM - 12 May . Even if we dont understand it, it doessomething for something else. What are the kids doing? Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah Again! Thank you for taking a chance on me. May 26, 2022, 3:58 PM PDT. Its sword and gun day, I am 60 years old and Im dancing to Back That Ass Up. Every single thing, he remembered. Here it is. Ill put mine on real quick. Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. 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