google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; Matilda the Musical is an Olivier Award-winning musical written by Dennis Kelly, with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin. MATILDA . I was flying past the stars on silver wings matilda said. What've you done with his fingie? Jack and Jill went up the hill That's the bananas right there. CHILDREN 1 I might have known. . MISS HONEY Rudolpho is greatly skilled in, and besotted by ballroom dancing, to a professional level; he is described, by Mrs Wormwood, as being 'very supple' and having 'incredible upper-body strength'. Rumble. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as . google_color_border="EDC7C2"; MR WORMWOOD You are a crook. Back before my life had eNded, Looks are more important than books. I can't find his frank 'n' beans! The gate rolls away. Bye, Mrs Phelps! Excellent man. [He takes out a cigar and takes hold of the baby.] Leave it alone, Jenny. . MISS HONEY BIG KID [RYAN] The most common thing in life is life . MISS TRUNCHBULL Specialness is de rigueur. You gotta get up and be loud! [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] One look at my face and it's plain to see. We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. I'll come back later, then. in . Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. a contract. How far can you go? Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. Well, I shall take your money when you earn it, and I shall spend it. The desks descend into the ground. Children are maggots! MATILDA MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. The Invisible Man . December 19, 2022 at 3:29 p.m. EST. ACROBAT and ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. I think I'm gonna keep this on. But this little girl . Forgotten, by everyone except, that is [She pulls her coat over her head.] MATILDA If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. Alice. Go on. MATILDA MATILDA I'm not crying because it's sad. Standing up for the little spit-ball, are you? That is the biggest hug in the world. Where's his fingie? The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! CHILDREN 2 Secrets. . I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD And even if you could, BIG KIDS MRS WORMWOOD I'm not strong like you, Matilda. Whatever you do, just don't give in. . I'm the best! Eleven times two is twenty-two. MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. MISS HONEY hurries to pull the cap from NIGEL's mouth. Ahh! If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall MRS PHELPS Nobody but me is gonna change my story. "It is called," said the husband, announcing the event to the world's press, who had gathered to listen with bated breath [The voice of the ESCAPOLOGIST echoes her words.] One should avoid confrontation when possible. It's just that they want that child so very much. February 24th 2023. . . Harmonically, those songs are the same. And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! [BRUCE] Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! Amanda, Alice, Hortensia, Eric, Nigel, Tommy. The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. My, my, that is good. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Little Kids: Matilda's classmates. MATILDA You chose books. And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? What kind of society would that be? Why would you want green hair? MISS HONEY The endings are often a little bit gory! MISS TRUNCHBULL Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. Lord knows we've tried. BIG KID [BEN] Your first look at THE FROG PRINCE, a new musical . What on earth did you do that for? A baby, Mrs Wormwood. MATILDA MISS TRUNCHBULL MR WORMWOOD Can I ask you a question? Every life I bring into this world The Wormwoods laugh. abilities. But I'm a barrelina You are a thief! Quick, jackets! MISS TRUNCHBULL have you read a whole book? . Miss Honey's aunt. Oh Me, me, me, me. If you took your time , CHILDREN Considerably roomier inside. One of the novel's antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael 's father, and Mrs. Wormwood 's husband. Wonderful. Calculate this! Get out of it! MATILDA What do you want, Miss Chutney? She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. They're trying to scare us. You gotta give yourself permission to shine. Stories. Ahh! Go on, then! Well, Matilda Wormwood. MRS PHELPS retreats to the smaller block and sits down. You missed it. Matilda - Musical. Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord. MATILDA He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. Yes. Search for crossword clues found in the Daily Celebrity, NY Times, Daily Mirror, Telegraph and major publications. But unless you want to suffer, listen up google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; A wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder! One times two is two. You are a teacher. Listen to this: "It was the best of times. And now she's after me! Yes. She's going to be your teacher. I stole the cake. View All Characters in Matilda. . A contract is a contract is a contract! Eventually, they quieten down, but LAVENDER continues to jump up in down next to MATILDA, who is reading. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. Oh, my good Lord! The seed of a war in the creak of a floorboard. The boy's a looney. Yes, Miss Trunchbull. Patience, my love. Cancelled, because my wife is . MRS PHELPS MRS WORMWOOD brushes past MATILDA with a sound of utter disgust. Won't change a thing. Yes! MISS HONEY exits behind the stacks as the library scene rolls in. Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. 22. Qui mon fella Italiano. Honest. . "We have everything that the world has to offer," said the wife. My mummy says I'm a miracle. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! MRS WORMWOOD "Lovely"? You see, my father died when I was very young. No! Mum, would you like to hear a story? Meet Aisling Ferris - "Alice" in "Matilda the Musical" . You don't use sympathy or tenderness. What do you think it took to become English Hammer Throwing Champion 1969? Right. Marvellous. COUPLE 3 The table stops and the hands hit the ground. amanda, hortensia Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. The group sets off party poppers down the line. BRUCE DOCTOR That I treated the rules with casual disdain? The cars will break down. . Assistant Dance Captain, Swing. Matilda the Musical is Winter Jarrett Glasspool's first acting role. . If I let this little girl fall? A shrimp. Matilda? . Are you smoking a cigarette? Oh, my lovely hair! Now, here's a tip: MR WORMWOOD What? BRUCE turns around and burps for a full ten seconds. Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! MATILDA enters from her bedroom. I . That's not normal for a five-year-old. 2022, 1h 57min - Family, Comedy, Musical +2 Family, Comedy, Musical +2 MATILDA said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. The biggest burp I had ever heard about! MRS WORMWOOD MATILDA The Secret Garden . . MRS PHELPS exits as a siren wails and the scene changes to Crunchem Hall Academy. BRUCE As a huge cloud of chocolate-y gas wafted from my mouth and drifted across the class. As I was saying, Matilda. . Is it time for school yet, mum? Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN Upgrade to PRO Go on, Brucey! My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. We never thought it was possible, That's all right, Jenny. The school bell rings and all the children march out. Seven times two is fourteen. MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. Look at you trying to hide, silly. I mean, my mum wanted me to stay at home with her. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. . MR WORMWOOD Oh! But this time, I've got a secret weapon. Every new life Yes. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist. Mr. Wormwood. She puts it down on the desk behind BRUCE. You'll be punished so severely if you step out of line. You'll fit it in. MR WORMWOOD ALL COUPLES: What? . Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. //-->. . Five times two is ten. A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. Lights up. LOUD! WOMAN: That's right, honey. google_ad_width=120; Miss Jennifer Honey. . My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. Creep on back to that library of yours or something. FRECKLES THE MUSICAL, Fran Eddy, Triple Dare Productions, 2019 CATCH, Amy, Border Point Films, 2015 ALICE AND LEWIS, Alice Liddell, Behind The Door Productions, 2018 Sing, Jenny! MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. . MISS TRUNCHBULL walks heavily toward the coats. . Have to admit Vocal range bottom: C4. . Courtesy of Sony Pictures. . Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from It's been . This still, unbroken skin, Didn't we?! And that's not right! She daintily reaches up and captures a figurine of a woman throwing the hammer.]. Musical Theatre Quotes. She holds up the final "10". Oh, yes. Magnus was his name. Ah-ah-aah-ah People don't like smarty-pants what go 'round Each has important lines and solos, and some have featured dance moments as well. You have to stay inside the circle all the time. See you next week. The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. Someone poured a whole can of syrup onto Trunchbull's chair. Even time loves us.". You could have heard a fly burp. I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". Matilda, that . Dance competition's over. Even if what you got is not a lot. A celebration of all the wonderful green things in the world, like, er, oh, like lettuce, and snot. MR WORMWOOD I will be brave enough to fight the creatures that you have to fight beneath your bed each night to be a grown up. 2. MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs AMANDA by the pigtails and swings her around and around. [They start chattering. I didn't do anything! [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? but i'm his little soldier! . Words Of Wisdom. I did! MISS HONEY I did not! But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. I think you'll want your trousers loose. BRUCE turns back around and the scene unfreezes. MISS TRUNCHBULL Matilda tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination, dares to take a stand to change her story with miraculous results. To stand up and be proud! It hovers above him. The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. Bruce! My hands are tied. My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. You haven't got time for "but". . 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